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What She Says:
Do you think "Paris Hilton" is hot? Wrong Answers: I’d hit that every day of the week I’d hit that until she splits in two. And then I’d double-time her. Fuck, yeah. |
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What She Means:
This question is fairly common. You’re watching a movie or flipping through a magazine – then, suddenly, she points to an actress or model and asks if you think she’s hot. Whatever you do, don’t panic and don’t be honest. This is a test. The safest response is an innocent shrug and a “she’s alright.” But, if you feel the need to be more truthful, make sure to put your response in perspective. Like, she’s hot if you like that sort of media whore hussy look.” Or, “sure, she’s hot but she’s probably really annoying and bad in bed.” You’re allowed to think other girls are hot, as long as your girl feels like she’s tops in your book. |
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> You’re allowed to think other girls
> are hot..
Gee, really?
Posted by: at September 25, 2005 07:16 PMParis Hilton is not hot.
Posted by: at September 25, 2005 11:03 PMThis is a test.
A test of whether the man is attracted to other women? You don't mean that it's a test, you mean that it's a trick. How low does your self-esteem have to be that you are bothered by your man being attracted to a celebrity? If you really don't want to hear that he thinks another woman is hot, then don't ask!
Posted by: at September 26, 2005 02:30 AMYou could say "She's not bad, but (point out some flaw of Paris Hilton's that is in stark contrast to your girl's corresponding feature)". For instance, "She's not bad overall, but she's kinda hatchet-faced. Your face is much prettier."
Posted by: at September 26, 2005 11:14 AMYou can get away with "She's not bad, but" with some celebs, but with other ones, it will be seen as bullshit. It's easy to find ways to dismiss Hilton, or Lohan, or Tara Reid, or any celeb that possesses some combo of anorexia, perpetual drunkenness, and bad cosmetic surgery. Try telling a woman that Jessica Alba or Angelina Jolie is "not bad, but". It's gonna seem like you're overcomplimenting her to cover up some bullcrap that you pulled.
Posted by: at September 27, 2005 05:19 AMOr you could head them off at the pass and volunteer that Angelina Jolie is hot when she appears on the screen or zine cover. There isn't a mother's son out there who thinks she isn't, man or woman. It's stupid to be intimidated by another person's beauty, and stupid to expect your partner to think that you're the only example of beauty that exists on the planet.
Paris Hilton is hot today the same way Madonna was hot back in the 1980s and 90s. She may have a hard body, but guys don't want a woman who throws her (phony) sexuality in his face all day long, especially when it's clear she has no intention of delivering.
What if my gf says Denzel is hot, or Brad Pitt, or Johnny Depp or whoever? Am I gonna get jealous, am I gonna lose her to one of those guys? Gimme a break.
Posted by: Mojo at September 28, 2005 03:04 PMAlternative answer: "Why? Are you going to get me a date with her?"
Posted by: at December 3, 2005 07:02 PMAlternative answer: "She was hotter two years ago, when i had sex with her..."
Posted by: malevolent at March 11, 2006 10:56 AMAnother great way to answer is to say she has great {attributes(eyes, nose hair, etc)} that look like your girlfriend's, that way your making you girlfriend a compliment an your being partly honest.
Posted by: dude at March 11, 2006 12:44 PMHow about... "Honestly, I think Paris Hilton looks like a mealy mouth, trailer trash, hill billy skank ass hoe!"
Posted by: Buh..Doink at March 11, 2006 12:48 PMRight Answer: She's not hot. She's distinguished.
Posted by: Patriarchal Oppressor at March 14, 2006 01:08 PMIf you think she's hot, then say she's hot. Odds are that the girl sitting next to you wouldn't think twice about professing to you her fantasy with a male actor.
Posted by: the right stuff at March 16, 2006 12:30 AMbad idea. don't point out flaws of the other girl- it just makes you seem judgemental and shallow! if you think she's hot, say so. maybe you can follow it up with "her eyes are just like yours" (maybe less corny, heh), or "she's probably 1/2 airbrushed or animated or something"
because likely, she IS heavily airbrushed.
***women in makeup ARE NOT HOT***
What about: "Wtf are you doing looking at the TV? keep suckin'"
Posted by: at April 21, 2006 11:34 AMLook whoever thinks Paris Hilton is hot needs glassess... my GF has never asked me that question while we have watched a movie or i have being flicking through a magazine or TV Guide... all models/ actresses are the same, they only look good because of the make up, once the camra is off and the doors are closed they are ugly mother "6"(*(*S but that aside, if your GF asks you this question answer it with Yes but she has nothing compared to what you have...
Posted by: Shadow at September 13, 2006 08:03 PMIf she's hot, then say she is hot, BUT reassure her that its not the most important thing. Say something like, "Ya she is hot, but she kinda comes across as dumb and predictable. I prefer my women to be smart, and hot.. like you" ~ or choose another appropriate compliment directed towards her.
Posted by: Dave at February 14, 2007 10:54 PM
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