“I don’t care how hot she is, some guy, somewhere is sick of her shit.”

There are three tell tale signs that you are dating a psycho bitch. And, if you notice any one of them in the first few dates, GET OUT FAST, or risk losing one of the three sacred M’s: Money, Manhood or Monday Night Football.

Sign #1: You may be blinded by her bodacious booty and succulent snack-tray, but your buddies can usually sniff out a bitch from a mile away. If your dogs are sensing trouble, start barking up another tree.

Sign #2: You are a fantastic individual and a great catch. If you’re date points out any of your faults or makes you feel less than worthy in the first few dates, it’s a sure as shit sign that a relationship would be big trouble.

Sign #3: A good date and a good woman will be grateful and say thank you when you do such things as pay for her meal or pull out her chair. Women that don’t demonstrate any of these basic courtesies, probably expect you to act as such. Unless you want to be that “whipped” guy, don’t stand for a demanding date.

Note: Under 1% of the female population can really be classified as a psycho bitch. But, they seem to get around pretty well. So, any guys out there who have had encounters of the psycho-bitch-kind, write in and tell us your story.