You lucky bastard, you scored on the first date. You got a glimpse into the Garden of Eden and know you want an all access pass. You got a whiff of the baking, now you want a piece of the pie. You sucked on her teat, now you want to munch from the trough. You get the point. But, a lot of guys who score on the first few dates don’t make it back to home base. Why? They probably fouled out at first. To prevent bad bedroom moves, be sure to read Part II of the guide to Hook-Up Etiquette:

1. KISS HER FIRST.
Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.

2. TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES.
Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.

3. GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED.
Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off.

4. MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY.
You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.

5. TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST.
A man in socks and underpants is at his worst. Lose the socks first.

6. PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY.
Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her light switch.

7. STOPPING FOR A BREAK.
Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.

8. NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH.
It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb snatch. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man.

9. TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES.
In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. In real life, it just means more laundry to do.

10. THANKING HER.
Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Her bedroom is not a soup kitchen.

MORE HOOK-UP ETIQUETTE:
1. Hook-Up Etiquette Part 1
2. Hook-Up Etiquette Part 3

(Source: http://www.funnyheck.com/40mistakes.html)