April 12, 2007

BRA REMOVAL 101

OBJECIVE:
To disengage said bra without looking like an idiot.

WHAT YOU NEED:
1) Girl with bra 2) Two functional hands 3) Common Sense

TECHNIQUES:
1) THE HOUDINI HUG -- Using sleight-of-hand, place arms around girl and unhook bra. Try to refrain from saying, "Ta-da!"
2) MCGYVER'S OFF-THE-SHOULDER SLIDE -- An alternative method to use after ten minutes of unsuccessful hugging.
3) HILTON'S LAST RESORT -- Beg like a dog and learn to absorb the harsh sound of wicked laughter.

DO NOT USE: scissors, blowtorch, pliers, wire strippers, cutlery, Black Magic, staple remover, chainsaw, brute strength, C-4, set of lock picks, or chisel and hammer.

WARNING: When removing a bra you should not say the following:
1) "I really want to thank you for this."
2) "Dang it! I thought they were bigger."
3) "Do you have any cereal?"

Source: AskMen.com

MORE BRA EXTRACTION TIPS:
HOW TO UNHOOK HER BRA



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Posted by ScoreHer at April 12, 2007 11:25 PM
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what about tearing it off in a fit of passion? Or getting scissors and cutting it off... is that hot? cause I think it is.

Posted by: Will at March 8, 2006 11:11 PM
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