October 17, 2006

What She Says: How Old Do You Think I Am?
chicktionary.gif What She Says:
How old do you think I am?

Wrong Answers:
Old enough to be legal!
Around my mother’s age?
What She Means:
This is a defining moment guys. You can either score major points with the girl by guessing right (meaning you give her an answer she wants to hear). Or, you can shove your foot up your ass and leave it there the rest of the night because you pissed her off with the wrong response. If you recall from Chicktionary: “Do You Think She’s Prettier Than Me?” you should always be cautious when a woman asks you what you “think” about anything. In fact, whenever a woman asks you to guess at something, you should always try and get out of it. It’s a trap! The problem with this question is that if you try to skirt the issue, she will probably get annoyed. If you over-shoot her age, she will be pissed. If you under-shoot by too much, she will know you’re just trying to get laid by giving the right answer. So, you’re damned if you do almost anything. Almost. There is a magic formula to the response. If the woman is clearly over 40, always guess a decade down. Example: If you would naturally guess she’s 45, tell her you think she can’t be a day over 35. If the woman is in the 30-40 range, subtract 5 years from your natural guess. If the lady is in her twenties, guess down a year or two if you think she’s over 25, but add a year or two if she’s under 25. Finally, if you still guess wrong, you can possibly still save yourself if you go on and on about how hot she is.

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Posted by ScoreHer at October 17, 2006 12:01 PM
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a) Look up from paper.
b) Scan lady from head to toe (or as much can be seen at present) approvingly.
c) Say "You're beautiful," sincerely.

TRAP AVOIDED.

Posted by: Benkay at March 4, 2006 07:39 PM

"How Old Do You Think I Am?"

Overestimate to make her laugh.

That's my two cents.

Posted by: Llorch at March 12, 2006 01:40 AM

Right answer: Too old to be playing those sophomoric head games.

Posted by: Patriarchal Oppressor at March 14, 2006 12:41 PM

Correct Answer (not the first two mangina answers): shame her into never asking dumb questions ever again. Be creative. Condescend, if possible. Ironically, she'll like you more for it. If not, there's a million others.

Posted by: antiriad at March 14, 2006 03:46 PM

What exactly is a "mangina"?

Posted by: Clueless Blond at March 14, 2006 11:13 PM

Mangina: a spineless male who has no game and labors under the misapprehension that he can get play if he pretends that he gives a sh!t about what women say and do. Women commonly refer to this kind of guy as "friend."

Posted by: antiriad at March 15, 2006 03:41 PM

In fact, I retract my first answer. Here's the correct answer: "Remember when they said in elementary school that there is no such thing as a stupid question? They lied."

Posted by: antiriad at March 15, 2006 03:45 PM

Craig -

Are you as gay as your name?

"All you guys must be single asses?"

This type of shaming language is normally reserved for:
a) women
b) gay men
c) manginas <------------------

Disco, we've got teh winnar.

Funny though, I should point out - I got into an argument with my girlfriend today. She'll no doubt wait for me to call - thus relinquishing my point of superiority. Fat chance, of course - I understand these little interactions between men (and manginas such as Craig) and women all too well. I'll simply wait until she calls me and apologized for her insulting behavior. He who waits until the last moment wins (and that's not Craig, obviously).

Toodles.

Posted by: antiriad at March 15, 2006 10:54 PM

"is that a threat?"

Posted by: Oeyrsenal at March 15, 2006 11:09 PM

With all due respect to the person who posted this article. This is a bunch of Horse Shit. I don't believe i should have to play these games to impress any woman. If we are both mature, self confident individuals then i'll be honest. If you look 40 then your ass looks 40. If you look 21 then yippie ky ay! you look 21.

Posted by: seon at May 2, 2006 09:13 AM

I am a black man who has sexual relations with both women and men and I have found that to get women into bed, acting manly is the way to go. In today's age, women meet soft guys way too often. Ditto for the gay guys.
Everybody seems to long for a macho revival, for men to act like men. I get a lot of straight women and gay men into bed by acting real manly and tough. I also don't take crap from people.
This bisexual man's advice to straight men is to "man up" !!!

Posted by: Stephen V. at May 8, 2006 10:56 AM

Wow, this is simultaneously insulting to men and women.

Listen: do her the courtesy of assuming she's asking because she wants to know the answer. If she proves she doesn't deserve that courtesy, you don't need to be sleeping with her. Problem solved.

Chicks who play headgames like this give the rest of us a bad name. Ditto the guys who assume that's what all women are doing.

Posted by: Penelope at October 16, 2006 01:19 PM

Tip from The Diva guys - if you dont feel like making your girl special, she'll dump your sorry ass.

No one is a winner, or a loser. Just a lonely man sitting at home.

Posted by: Sharon at October 19, 2006 02:06 PM
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