For centuries, horny scientists have holed themselves up in their laboratories desperately searching for the secret to true love. Scratch that. They’ve been looking for the secret to attracting a hot, voluptuous woman that’s totally out of their league. They mix potions that put women under a magical spell. When that doesn’t work they develop tonics that instantly transform them from chunky to hunky (i.e. The Nutty Professor). When these methods don’t work on real women, they use science to create the women of their dreams from scratch. This cyber woman inevitably either goes insane of rejects them like a real women. When that doesn’t work, they resort to every man’s back-up plan: Internet porn. The lesson here is that you can’t use trickery on woman. If there’s one special skill that all women share, it’s the ability to smell shit from a mile away. So, what then are the secret ingredients to Love Potion #69? 1) Be genuine. 2) Be interesting. 3) Smell good. Read more about the science of dating: New Scientist: Six Ways to Woo Your Lover