July 09, 2006

The Bra Factor

Bras seems to be a sticking point for most guys. Rest assured that unhooking a bra properly is more important to you than it is to us. There are plenty of other things that you do wrong in and around the bedroom setting that are more troubling. But, if it makes you feel better, here are some tips to removing a bra the right way.

1. Quick, Set Them Free! Despite modern technology and the advent of Victoria’s Secret, most bras (especially the pretty, lacy ones) aren’t very comfortable. Please do take my bra off! Especially before you proceed South!

2. Two Hands Beat One: Would you rather have a girl run two hands up and down your nether regions, or one? You don’t have to be a fancy magician and zip the bra off with one hand in a flash. I use two hands. You can too!

3. Get Hooked: Most bras use the same locking mechanism: Two hooks and 4-6 latches depending on how thick a girl is around. Bigger breasts require extra strength hooks to keep those puppies in place. Therefore, sometimes you will run into 3-4 hooks, velcro and perhaps even steel bras to keep those bazoombas from running away.

4. The Curveball: Most bras are locked in the back. However, sometimes things get tricky. Many sports bras don’t have any latches at all -- you just take them off like a t-shirt. Pretty, lacy bras sometimes have the latch or a little bow in the front. To figure out where she hides the lock, run your hand up and down her back under the shirt and pay attention to whether you feel that bump where the hooks and latch are situated.

5. Use Trickery: In the movie Catch Me If You Can, Frank Abagnale Sr. poses the question, "Why do the Yankees always win? Because the other team can't keep their eyes off the {Yankees uniforms'} pinstripes." It’s so true. If you know you have problems removing bras, distract the lady by giving her thrills, chills and spills in other regions of the body.

More on Boobs & Bras:

1. Breasts: How Does A Bra Work

2. Take Off A Bra

3. Men: Beware the Bras!

4. Death Ends Fun: The Class of ’74 Bra Flinging Story


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Posted by ScoreHer at July 9, 2006 11:45 PM
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Is it sexy to just cut it off with scissors?

Posted by: Craig at July 14, 2006 08:37 AM
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