August 14, 2006

What She Says: I feel like a cow. (OR) I feel fat.
chicktionary.gif What She Says:
I feel like a cow. (OR) I feel fat.

Wrong Answers:
Can I milk you?
Can I suck from your teat?
You are what you feel.
What She Means:
Uh-oh guys, self-esteem alert! No matter what her weight, a girl who points out that she’s fat is likely feeling bad about her body image. This feeling is your enemy. Even if you think she’s a perfect weight, she will be less fun and less intimate if she’s feeling lardy. First, you want to recognize the call for a compliment. She won’t always say, “Gee I’m feeling a little Kirstie Alley-ish today.” She might say, “I ate too much” or “I need to work out more.” Your response should be to grab her chunk (whether you see it or not) and tell her how much you are attracted to her. But, beware the repeat requests for reassurance. If you give in too many times to her insecurity, she will get addicted to your compliments like a lab rat on lab crack and keep coming back sniffing for more. If she starts repeatedly fishing for compliments, prepare to ignore some. If she really is packing on the pounds, don’t point it out! You’ll just push her farther away rather then helping fix the problem. Figure out if she’s stressed out or depressed (women eat a lot of chocolate in those situations). Or, start exercising with her more (sex, running or tennis) and be sure to treat her to only low-calorie dinners.

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Posted by ScoreHer at August 14, 2006 10:53 PM
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