August 11, 2005

A Comment on 'Fuck Me' Pants

Men, don't be fooled by those sweet, sweet,
hip-hugging, ass-amplifying, excuse for pants that
women wear out on the town. Despite the promising
title, a thoroughly informal survey showed that only 3
out of 10 women are really interested in sex – or
other bed games – when they wear these outfits. So,
what are we really trying to accomplish when we
slather on our 'Fuck Me Not' pants? Here are some of
the top reasons:

1. Free drink, minimal kink.
2. We like to see you squirm. Yes, torturing men is a
women's sport.
3. To make an ex-boyfriend jealous.
4. To make the ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend jealous.

5. Baby got back. Think Jennifer Lopez and Beyonce.
Ass is the new tit. Tits are still great though.


Posted by ScoreHer at August 11, 2005 12:21 PM
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Have you ever seen dave chapelle do stand up. he makes a great point. Dave says, "You see a girl down the street, dressed in tight ass pants with her tits popping out and you call her a prostitute. She exclaims, "whoa, just because I am dressed this way, does not make me a prostitute!". Which is true, just because she is dressed that way does not make her a prostitute. But ladies you have to understand, that is fucking confusing! imagine just being mugged, you need a cop, so you run up to a guy wearing a badge, blue shirt and black pants with a gun holstered to his side. You exclaim, "officer, officer!! I have just been mugged, please help!" then the man replies "whoa, just because I am dressed this way does not make me an officer!"

see, its fuking confusing!! women cannot wear those pants and expect to not be hit on.

Posted by: at September 20, 2005 12:02 AM

Funny, I always thought women wore those pants because they were comfortable and they enjoyed wearing them.

I got no time for cock-teases. If I catch a girl in some bullshit game, then I'll say good-night then and there. Games are for children and I am no pedophile.

Posted by: Mojo at September 28, 2005 2:46 PM

"We like to see you squirm. Yes, torturing men is a women's sport."

Proud of that, are you?

Posted by: at December 4, 2005 7:48 AM

If I want a prick teaser, I'll go to a titty bar.

Posted by: at December 4, 2005 7:50 AM

women are just the way they are, whether they tease us or not. deal with it, you at least have to have the brains to get past the teasing on their list and get to the...well, self explanatory...anyways, it is obvious that they tease to draw in a multiplicity of guys and maybe they will find one out of them all that seems suitable, so dont just go up to them and get all horny, hitting on them sending hints that you want them in bed, try to show that you would like them, whether they wear tease clothes or not...anyways, later...feeling pretty weird about now being a fifteen year old giving you guys advice...

Posted by: blaze at July 15, 2006 12:05 AM