September 11, 2005

JUST DO IT

Guys who 'just do it' get sexy points. And by 'it' I don't mean sex. I mean, once you decide you're going to make a move, go for it! Worse than making the wrong move is taking five hours to make a move, forcing the woman to wait patiently, pretending like she doesn't see it coming, waiting and waiting for you to collect your balls from off the floor and muster up the courage to ask for a simple f@#!ing phone number. This gentlemen, would be the conversational equivalent of blue balls for women.

Situation: New Years Eve 2003. I found a well-dressed, attractive guy and we end up dancing for most of the night. By last call I was all over him like Kirstie Alley on a chocolate covered cube steak. At 3 a.m. they start kicking people out.

Guy: That was fun.
Me: Yeah, you're a great dancer.
Guy: I'd like to go dancing with you again.
Me: Oh, definitely.
Guy: Hm, how can we make that happen?
Me: Well, usually people exchange phone numbers.
Guy: Oh yeah.
Me: Yeah. . .

And the conversation went on like that until we were physically escorted out the door by the bouncer and this guy lost his chance at scoring (sidebar: he did get my number, but I was very turned off by the end). Now, I know this guy wasn't retarded, as he had a very nice job at a very respectable company. And, I had surely put my hands in places that would indicate my interest. So that begs the question guys, why don't you just go for what you want?

You know how girls say they want a guy who is confident. Guys who 'just do it' fall into that category. And yes, they will get rejected sometimes. BUT, guys who just do it will get rejected less often than the guy that dicks around until he loses his chance.


Posted by ScoreHer at September 11, 2005 4:50 PM
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I was wondering if the thought had crossed your mind that the guy might not be interested in YOU.

Posted by: at September 19, 2005 11:41 PM

whoever wrote the above comment is a genious

Posted by: at September 20, 2005 9:52 PM

I have to say most of this is common sense...yes we don't really know most of it, but we are guys. I have to say that most guys problem is that the brain starts to work when we see a woman and most of it should be instinct. For example if I go skiing I don't think as I go down the trail ...turn left, right, left, right, straight, I just ski because I know how and my legs instinctually do what I want. But when we go up to a woman we start to think....what should I say, should I buy her a drink, should I have my shirt tucked, untucked, did I walk confidently over to her, is that her boyfriend (or girlfriend, you never know) ......when most times we should just get off our ass and make a play at it without thinking...aka we will hit on more girls, therefore we will not care if this one says piss off because another one can be around the corner, and because we don't care we will be more confident.

Posted by: Rob at September 21, 2005 11:43 PM

Patrick needs to get laid. Big time. Any takers ladies? On the plus side, I bet he can talk dirty using perfect English grammar.

Posted by: at September 25, 2005 8:37 PM

What can I say? I'm in the silly minority that would prefer not to encounter the all-too-common defense mechanism of trying to sound cleverer than one actually is. Not saying that the author is a example of this, but I've found that it can sometimes be a sign of deep-seated intellectual insecurity.

This is a dating advice site, right? Here's a tip: don't use phrases/words/anecdotes that you don't know the meaning of to impress members of the preferred sex.

Posted by: Patrick at September 25, 2005 8:59 PM

I think you meant to write "AN example." Also, how hideous of you to end a sentence with a word like is. Bad form.

At least be consistent if you're going to be an insulting dumbass.

Posted by: at September 25, 2005 9:16 PM