Ever walk away from a hot date with no action? Not sure what went wrong? The Play by Play will break down the evening – one move at a time – helping you understand where you went right and ultimately, what cost you the game.

Here's how it works: Women assign men a certain number of points (subconsciously) during an interaction based on what the guy does, says and looks like. At the end of the night – or conversation – the guy that scores enough points is the guy that goes home with the girl (or her number). Click below to see a play by play breakdown of the (naughty) school girl story.

Situation: A college story. After months of mutual flirting, my T.A. from Economics class asked me out on a date to a local bar.

Starting Value: Since he was my teacher, (in the fantasy guy category) and the whole situation was kind of naughty, he started with a higher than average score, 105.

Action: He was on time, looked really nice and was wearing one great smelling cologne.
Reaction: Good start. It's nice when it's clear that a guy put some effort into looking good for the date. Score: +5

Action: We went up to the bar to order drinks. I took out some money to pay for mine (I don't assume or expect the guy will pay). He says, 'why you don't get the first round and I'll get the next one?' And then he says something about me being a modern women. So I do get the drinks and I'm thinking. . .
Reaction: How rude. I don't mind covering my own tail, but it's rude and very unmanly for him to suggest I get the first round. Plus, he made the assumption that I wanted to stick around for another drink. Don't make assumptions! Score: -20

Action: We sit down and start talking. I seem to be asking all of the questions.
Reaction: This is a big problem for most guys – making good conversation. Many guys don't bother to ask the girl questions about herself, giving the impression that he is not actually interested in her. Since this is common, I won't dock him that many points. Score: -5

Action: Then, his phone rings. Twice. He answers it and seems to be making plans with a woman. It was his mom.
Reaction: Answering phone calls. Bad. Making plans with his mom. A bit odd. Frankly, not too sexy. Score: -10

Action: He explains why he was making plans with his mother. We go back to talking and he asks me if I have any hang-ups.
Reaction: Huh? So FINALLY he asks me a question. Problem: discussions of issues, baggage and hang-ups are not good first date conversation topics. Major turn-off. Besides, him asking me that question makes me think he's got a truckload of his own crap he's hauling around. Score: -10

Action: OK, I take a break and go to the bathroom. When I come back there is a new drink in my spot.
Reaction:Good, he kept to his word and bought the second round. Problem was that by then I really wanted to get out of there and now I had another drink to chug. I downed it like a shot and was outta there.

FINAL SCORE: 65
If you couldn't tell, I didn't go home with him and I made it clear that I didn't want to see him again. It certainly wasn't the most awful date I've been on, but he managed to completely botch my dreams of an authentic naughty school girl fantasy.