September 19, 2005

TOP 10 TURN-ONS LIST: FIXING THINGS

Over the next few weeks, we'll be counting down the top turn-ons of women worldwide.

#8 Fixing Things. Watching guys fix things makes most women cream buckets. Especially when you're fixing something of MINE that's broken. Whether it's a car, computer or vacuum cleaner, a guy who can work wonders with anything mechanical - we assume - can work wonders elsewhere. Not only are you insinuating a certain sexual prowess with your handy-man skills, but by helping me out of a situation I either can't or don't want to fix myself, you're simulating the knight-in-shining-armor fantasy. Guys that act as hero, rescuer and savior are hot, hot, hot. Above all, any actions you can take to help prevent me from breaking a nail or getting unnecessarily sweaty (namely: lifting heavy things, dealing with dirty things and fixing broken things) will be greatly rewarded. Here are some key areas where you can lend a helping hand:

1. Fix my car. Change oil. Change tires, Fill-up on gas.
2. Move furniture. Carry groceries. Take on other heavy items.
3. Deal with spiders, bugs and other nasty small living shit.
4. Fix computer and other electronics. Set up/install or download software.
5. Fix clogs in my sink, toilet or shower.


Posted by ScoreHer at September 19, 2005 12:39 PM
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Comments


Whoever posted this is smoking some serious crack. Guys, don't get sucked into being Mr. Fixit for some chick, it doesn't work. She will just keep using you over and over. My last steady had a stable of these guys and every time she wanted me to do something I told her to call up so-and-so cause I am her boyfriend not the goddam handyman. It was funny. She was giving me the sweet stuff, all those other chumps maybe got a soda or a snack.

Posted by: Not hardly at September 23, 2005 12:53 PM

> Guys that act as hero, rescuer and
> savior are hot

Yeah, 'cuz girls, they all stupid an' shit an' can't do shit fo themselfs..

Posted by: at September 25, 2005 7:19 PM

> 5. Fix clogs in my sink, toilet or
> shower.

yeah, because pouring draino is sooooooo hard.

Posted by: at September 25, 2005 7:21 PM

Carry your groceries? Fix your computer? Girls, in my vast experience, tend to think guys who do that are whipped and/or nerds. Not that they're necessarily wrong.

Posted by: at September 25, 2005 8:06 PM

How can you tell people in one article "Guys, don't be nice, it's not sexy" and then turn around and say "Be nice and help me out with all this stuff"?

"Nice guys" are the ones who are going to be doing all those things that you listed.

Posted by: Erik at September 26, 2005 2:11 AM

Almost.

"Nice guys" are the ones who are going to be doing all those things that you listed while you're on the back of a Harley headed to a Rooms-by-the-Hour hotel with some asshole who treats you like shit because bad boys really turn you on.

woof.

Posted by: BadDoggie at September 26, 2005 5:11 AM

I have often fixed many, MANY computers for girls that I've met in bars, clubs, classes, and the workplace. After the first, oh lets say 10 different girls I've fixed computers for, I no longer expect any relationship from girls that want computer repairs.

I do get a drink/soda from it, and they truely are thankful for it. The apparent vibe is always one of "nice fella, very helpful" and not one of "I could possibly date him". Because of this apparent vibe, I'm not going to ask her on a date.

Posted by: ComputerNerd_01 at September 26, 2005 10:56 AM

Really? You fix computers? Are you available this Sunday? Wink. Wink. I've got a nice cold soda with your name on it.

Posted by: at September 26, 2005 11:15 AM