December 9, 2005

Master Your Mojo

Are you a Master of Mojo? Can you walk into a room and women flock to your side? You don't need any cologne, because you reek of pure animal magnetism? Can you melt butter with your charm? The ancient art of seducing women with the blink of an eye, or the flex of a muscle is a skill that belongs to few. But, learning to be a Master of Mojo is not an impossible feat if you recall some lessons from classic films such as the Karate Kid.

THE BALANCING ACT:

Remember how the Karate Kid had to balance on one leg on a boat while Mr. Miyagi shook things up. Walking the line, striking the perfect balance - these are the skills of men who master women.

For example, be available, but not too available. While men like women who are easy, women do not like men that are easy. We like to play games. We like drama. We like the mating dance. Don't call and email all the time. Don't be too flexible with your schedule. On the other hand, if you don't express enough interest, wait too long to call, or seem too busy, she'll get annoyed or lose interest.

Also, be complimentary, but not too complimentary. Women love to be complimented, ogled and fondled. But, these things in excess will lead to a restraining order or knee in the groin. Compliments should be used like drugs, sparingly!

Finally, be manly, but not too manly. Women like men that will kill insects, fix cars, lift weights and watch sports. On the other hand, if you're all testosterone all the time, women won't be able to connect with you. A touch of sensitivity, occasional willingness to go shopping or see a chick flick. . .that's the good stuff.


Posted by ScoreHer at December 9, 2005 4:01 PM
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In other words, be a total hassle and try to be a man AND a woman AT THE SAME TIME.

Good luck with that.

I prefer my guys to be interested, but not obsessive...but I don't count phone calls, for crying out loud. I don't think, "Wow, he called me back AWFUL fast, he must be TOO interested in me with not enough things to do! I'm not sure I want to go out with someone who has TIME for me!!!"

Gimme a break.

Oh, by the way, that man who's manly when you want him to be but is sensitive to your needs an emotions when you need him to be? Yeah, he requires an upgrade called Psychic Powers. Because there's NO SUCH THING as a guy who can do all that; it would require multiple personalities and possibly mechanical parts. Not that guys should be rude or insensitive, but expecting him to know WHAT you need/want/mean with a sigh is, again, requisite of mind-powers most humans just don't have -- even your female and homosexual friends.

Posted by: Mel at December 12, 2005 7:27 PM

Thanks, Mel. Maybe you there is some hope in finding a good western woman, after all.

Posted by: at December 13, 2005 5:17 AM