You lucky bastard, you scored on the first few dates. You got a glimpse into the garden of eden and know you want an all access pass. You got a whiff of the baking, now you want a piece of the pie. You sucked on her teet, now you want to munch from the trough.

You get the point. But, a lot of guys who score on the first few dates don't make it back to home base. Why? They probably fouled out at first. To prevent bad bedroom moves, be sure to review these 10 hook-up tips:

1. BITING HER NIPPLES.
Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a doggie toy isn't.

2. COMING TOO SOON.
Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.

3. LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE.
Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don't.

4. ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES.
If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a
Romanian gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.

5. GOING TOO HARD.
If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds.

6. TAKING PICTURES.
When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the
words"__to show my buddies." At least let her have custody of them.

7. MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES.
Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does
All the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.

8. GOING TOO FAST
When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool - she'll soon feel like an assembly line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts.

9. ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow
directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that being drunk is an excuse.

10. TALKING DIRTY.
It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know.

MORE HOOK-UP ETIQUETTE:
1. Hook-Up Etiquette Part 1
2. Hook-Up Etiquette Part 2

(Source: http://www.funnyheck.com/40mistakes.html)