March 13, 2006

What She Says: How much do you think I weigh?
chicktionary.gif What She Says:
How much do you think I weigh?

Wrong Answers:
A ton?
Two tons?
What She Means:
Women like seeing men squirm. One of the many, many ways we do this is by making guys guess our age and weight. We do it for a few reasons. First, watching men squirm is fun. Second, it's one way to fish for a compliment. Finally, most men get the answer wrong or very wrong. Then, the girl can pretend to be offended and the guy can spend the rest of the night making up for it. This is how women get the upper hand from the start of a relationship. The first mistake for many men is actually looking at the woman before making a guess. Never look at a girl when she calls into question her weight! For example, if she asks you 'Does my butt look fat in these pants?' Never make eye-butt contact. The immediate response is, 'you look great!' When she asks you to guess her weight, you need a no-eye-contact immediate response at hand. Unless she's obviously a bigger girl, the standard guess is 120. If she looks at you in shock (like that's way too low), start guessing up in 10 pound increments: 130? 140? Note: If she actually weighs much less than 120 she either won't be offended or she's got an eating disorder and you just made it worse by calling her a fatty. (PS: If she's clearly a hefty lass, the standard starting guess is 150). If none of these answers placate her, than she might be one of those girls that can never be satisfied no matter what you do.

Posted by ScoreHer at March 13, 2006 2:29 PM
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Comments

If my girlfriend ever asked me that question, she'd already know the answer: yes, she's overweight and when is she going to start exercising. Only a whipped metrosexual puts up with this behavior.

Posted by: antiriad at March 13, 2006 3:24 PM

Just say, "Yes!"

Posted by: Patriarchal Oppressor at March 14, 2006 12:37 PM

Correct answer #1: one MILLION lbs?
Correct answer #2: one HUNDRED BILLION lbs???

Posted by: antiriad at March 14, 2006 1:50 PM

Damn you guys are whipped, how about a "I dunno, like, (whatever her weight might be)" or a simple "whatever baby, I'm not falling for that one"

Shits.

Posted by: at March 15, 2006 5:13 AM

Shits, you seem to misapprehend the meaning of the term "whipped."

Posted by: antiriad at March 15, 2006 3:36 PM

Shits, your response would likely be perceived as callous indifference. Which will probably be the same response later that evening when you ask for a BJ. She'll say: "whatever baby, I'm not falling for that one"

Posted by: Keyla A (ScoreHer Squad) at March 15, 2006 10:17 PM

Who cares what any woman says and more importantly who cares what means by what she says.

Whatever she says or means it will be driven by self-indulgent vanity and greed.

Posted by: Scruffy at March 16, 2006 3:14 PM

^^^ Homo....

Posted by: Me at March 17, 2006 6:07 AM

hahah yah ^^ homo agree!

Posted by: Thomas at March 19, 2006 4:18 AM

The age question is a bugger, if shes 19 calling her 16 wont be met well, if shes slightly over 30 a good old 27 works well :)

Posted by: L89 at April 25, 2006 12:11 PM

Good way to score couple of points say she looks young but not too young dont tell a 24yr old she looks 16 or something. Say she looks 21 and 50 kilos or something or like say wateva babe be cool

Posted by: 20msyd at May 29, 2006 6:38 AM