It's a condition more common than impotence. Many men suffer from LACKOBALLOLITIS, or the fear of rejection. Face the facts: You won't even get the opportunity to fail at getting it up if you can't get a girl in the first place. Here are a few ways to deal with the fear of rejection.

1. Grow Some Balls:
Look in the mirror and tell yourself, 'I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and gosh darn it, I deserve a good lay.' Everyone has fears that limit their potential in life. The question is whether you will let your fear dictate your dating success. Many guys struggle with the fear of rejection. But, like the rising popularity of Viagra, many men are rising to the challenges they face and doing something to fix the problem. Instead of curling up into a little ball and accepting defeat, try and determine the source of the fear. Talk to other guys who are also in a rut. If you don't want to open up to anyone you know, try employing the objective ear of an attractive therapist. Also, try and build up your confidence by focusing on the positive. Do you make a lot of money? Have a great sense of humor? An extremely robust dick? Figure out what special qualities you have to offer women and keep that in mind when hitting on the ladies. Finally, read through Balls Don't Grow on Trees for more tips on building confidence.

2. Recognize Interest:
Maybe you aren't always getting rejected by women. Maybe you just think you are. Maybe you're the one doing the rejecting and you don't even realize it. Some guys just can't read women. It is very unlikely that a woman will step up to you and say, 'baby I want your body, fuck me good, fuck me good.' No, women use subtle hints, mind games and body language and expect you to understand their bastard language. Then, when you don't respond in kind, she thinks you aren't interested and moves on to the next victim. Look for these hints that she likes you before you assume that no women are interested in you:

1. Does she ask – even in a convoluted way – if you're single?
2. Does she spend a lot of time talking to you when there are other guys or girls she knows that she could be talking with instead?
3. Does she ask detailed personal questions?
4. Does she poke you, tickle you, grab your arm or otherwise find a reason to touch you?

3. Dominate the Gray Area:
Like the valuable condom can protect you from becoming some baby's unwitting daddy, there are similar ways you can protect yourself from getting rejected. One of the best ways is by dominating the gray area. Look, if you don't ask the girl on a date, then she can't say no right? Instead, ask her if she wants to study together (if you're in school), join you and a group of friends for a concert, or talk about work over lunch. The point is just to get more exposure so she can get to know you better and fall head over heels for your sparkling personality and charming ways. You can be flirty, but never communicate your actual interest. Your dubious manner will confuse her and further the attraction, because women like backwards bullshit like that. If you don't ask a yes or no question, you can't get rejected. So, find the question that she can't say no to!