You opened doors. You pulled out the chair. You held her coat. You were the perfect gentlemen all night long. Now it's your time to play Prince Charming and gracefully release her bosoms from their lacy captor. Are you up to the challenge? Here is some advice from my breasts to you on unhooking her bra like a champion.

* If she allows your hands to touch her breasts over the bra or shirt more than once, you have been given 99% approval to remove said bra and make direct contact. But, even when given the green light for nipple-noshing, don't jump right into bra removal! Foreplay – women dig it.

* Distraction is the name of the game. To mask killing the mood whilst fumbling at the catches, suck on her neck a bit or grab her ass so that she's not thinking about how clumsy you are.

* If you know you have trouble, then make it a game to challenge her. You see, it's a little awkward when one person is wearing all the clothes and the other isn't. So, you get most of the way naked and then she'll feel compelled to do the same. Or, even better, ask her to do a little striptease – utility and fun all rolled into one!

* Practice makes perfect. Ever gotten a good blow job? It's not a natural talent, I guarantee you that women practiced on every popsicle, dick and wayward pole she could find. You want to slip off her bra with the smoothness of a frosty Samuel Adams Double Bock beer, you have to practice. Buy a bra, hook it around the back of chair and snap that bitch until your thumbs fall off.

PS: Samuel Adams Double Bock did not pay us to say that. But, it would be nice if they sent us a case.

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