September 14, 2006

What Women Want

When we're out on the town. When we're scouring the Internet for suitors. When we're eyeing guys in a bar. There are four key things that all women seek. It's the first step in the arduous process of weeding out Mr. Wrongs in search of The One. In no particular order, the four key things that women want:

1. Spectacles
2. Testicles
3. Wallet
4. Watch

Spectacles. Not glasses, but smarts. You don't need a college education to bag a girl - although any degree is undeniably a hot asset. She just wants to know that you have some form of intellectual drive or curiosity. Anything. Do you follow politics? Are you an avid reader? Do you have any sort of expertise, whether it be NASCAR, fly-fishing or beer brewing? Demonstrating knowledge, personal interests, education, or drive to learn is not just a hot commodity, but a basic requirement for most women. Essentially, we want to know that a guy is more than a nose-picking, sports-watching, crotch-grabbing, asshat.

Testicles. Of course, every woman wants a guy that's good in bed. But, even more important, she wants a guy that will be good before and after bed. Before meaning the kissing, foreplay, seduction and romance elements. After meaning mostly the cuddling - but also post hook-up etiquette. So, besides taking the discreet peak to determine girth, a woman will try to figure out if there's any Suave with the Rico.

Wallet. Except for the few professional gold-diggers out there, women aren't looking for Ritchie Rich. More important than money, women are interested in security. That means a guy with a good and steady job. He doesn't have to be rolling in dough, just somewhat comfortable and have a bright future. Things like home ownership, nice apartments, sweet cars and steady jobs are all dangling carrots for women.

Watch. No, it's not a fashion thing. It's the issue of timing. If she's interested in starting a family and you've just started shooting season five of Girls Gone Wild – bad timing. If she's looking for an intimate, time-consuming relationship and you're very career focused – bad timing. There's something about being in sync with a guy that's very appealing to women.

So know you now what women want. Unfortunately this is not everything women want, we want a whole bunch more. But at least it's a start, right guys?


Posted by ScoreHer at September 14, 2006 12:00 AM
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Comments

Well what if you have all that and the girls seem to ignore you anyway. They are all just looking for someone as if they are perfect, but most girls seem to be stuck up bitches between the age of 17-24 or so. The age when they think they rule the world. After that they seem to learn that they have to have something to offer as well instead of just looking cute.

Posted by: Matt at October 17, 2005 11:35 PM

Looks like youve had some bad experience in the past and your sour over it.

Posted by: Cat at October 25, 2005 2:45 PM

Wow, if you're attitude is that all girls are stuck-up bitches, you're probably giving off a jerk vibe. Get over yourself and see what happens.

Posted by: Stefa at April 11, 2006 5:12 PM

Actually most of the hot women age 18-22 I've ever met think they're God's gift to men and they don't have to offer anything except good looks. Where guys in this age range are trying to get jobs, play instruments, play sports, learn skills - the attractive women just gossip and shop and play the suckers that fall for them.

In my experience these women don't give the time of day to a guy who doesn't flash money. Frequently I can still get a phone number (by turning on player mode which unfortunately they like better than the real me) but they rarely turn out to be genuine, good people worth conversation. So I'm agreeing that most hot girls in that age range are really awful to be around. I see it as a game with those women and one in 6-8 girls turns out to be interesting and genuine - and to me it's worth the rejections and the small-talk and the acting to find the rarities that make it all worthwhile.

Let me specify that most girls are not how I'm describing. I am talking about the hot (Californian) women that get asked out 3 times a day and hit up bars, clubs and houseparties just to play their own games - involving mostly flirting with and rejecting men who show interest.

So again, my advice is to not take it to heart. Don't be phazed by these women - let some other chump spend money on them. But don't be afraid to talk to them. Always assume that they're the exception that you're looking for, and if they dis you or play you, smile and move on. It's a numbers game in this case so the more that shut you down the closer you are to one you want. But remember - don't spend any money on her trying to figure it out!! If she's one of the exceptions, she doesn't need you to pay for everything and she probably has a job anyway. Focus on yourself and see what happens ;-)

Posted by: Jesse/22/m/california at June 22, 2006 1:31 AM