Each fall, college campuses across the nation are flooded with students looking for a love connection. Some want long-term relationships. Some are looking for a rebound. And plenty of others are seeking no-strings flings. How does one wade through the treacherous waters of flaky and slutty college girls? Here are some basic do's and don'ts to help you survive the college dating scene and maybe even get to first base.

Do make yourself available. Zoning-out in your dorm room while listening to the new Death Cab for Cutie and dreaming of an emo soul mate won't actually make that soul mate magically materialize. The key to meeting that special someone is—just as in real estate—location, location, location! For instance, if you're looking for someone who is passionate about music, then checking out a local rock show or a jazz lounge is a good way to score the girl.

Don't come on too strong. What one person may perceive as flirtation is another person's perception of friendliness. If someone seems like they are flirting with you, there is always the chance that they're simply friendly in nature. Given this, it is best to tread these particular dating waters carefully. Drop subtle hints like a brief touch on the shoulder or compliment of her beauty and see if she takes the bait.

Do take a chance. So you like the chick that sits next to you in Spanish class. Hit on her. Sure, it's a risk, but it could be one worth taking. And starting off with casual, friendly conversation is obviously better than professing undying love right off the bat. If things go sour, you can always sit on the other side of the classroom and call her 'puta' under your breath.

Do master your approach. Having a well-timed, well-prepared advance is very important. Remember, you only have one chance to make a good first impression. You might want to limit your actual approach to 3 seconds, as any longer makes you look like a scary creep. Not only this, but avoid turning into a one-man Spanish Inquisition. Firing-off question after question is a bad idea for any social interaction.

Don't act the fool. While it's very tempting to fit in with the hordes —chick digs when you act like yourself. It's just stupid to change who you are to attract someone else. Eventually, the charade will falter and an uncomfortable situation will result. In fact, the best course of action in every situation in life is to stay true to your own personality and instincts.

PS: Having trouble finding a good girl in classes, bars and clubs, there is another option. Sites such as Campus Kiss (www.campusaccess.com) and College Personals (personals.student.com) offer the opportunity to browse the personal ads of other college students just as fed-up as you are.

Adapted from the Student Operated Press: http://www.thesop.org/