So you had a good date. And it ended well. Very well. So well in fact, that you want to do it again. And again. The problem is, if you don't play your cards right, things could get awkward (Think Dr. Evil & Frau Farbissina), or she could get bored or pissed with your bedroom antics. Here are some tips on proper hook-up etiquette and things to avoid to ensure you please your partner and more importantly, ensure she comes crawling back for more.

1. NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.

2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR.
Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake.

3) SQUEEZING HER BREAST.
Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.

4) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY.
Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of buttons.

5) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY.
A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight downtown. So start paying them some attention.

6) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN.
Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-dick, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-dick. All women hate this. It's about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.

7) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH.
Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no-no.

8) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS.
Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a big turn-on.

9) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME.
You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don't know, don't ask

10) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT.
Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.

MORE HOOK-UP ETIQUETTE:
1. Hook-Up Etiquette Part 2
2. Hook-Up Etiquette Part 3

(Source: http://www.funnyheck.com/40mistakes.html)