Have you recently taken a look at all the men around you and wondered, where the hell are the women at? Perhaps you should step out from behind the computer, pause the Xbox game and finish up your monkey business – then explore some of these hot spots of the female kind. Hey, when the ratio's in your favor, chances are you'll score more. Lets start with where the women aren't. Sports bars. Strip Clubs. Golf Courses. Weight Rooms. Tech Jobs. So then, where my bitches at?

My bitches workout.
I know plenty of guys work out too, but guys lift weights and shoot hoops. The females are taking the group fitness fusion, pilates and yoga classes. You got to follow the flock. But, if you just can't stomach the idea of doing the spread-eagle-ankle-grabber pose in some yoga class, try taking a spinning class or joining a co-ed volleyball team.

My bitches volunteer.
My bitches volunteer a lot more than my dogs. You want to meet a woman, do some good for the world. The trick is to pick the group volunteer activities where you can mingle with the good hearted hunnies. For example, mentoring children – bad. Habitat for Humanity – good. Visiting the old folks home – bad. Bringing presents to sick children – good. Just think of all the candy stripers. . .I mean good. . .you can do.

My bitches get smart.
It's scary, but true. You're more likely to find a women if you open up a book. Consider that 37% more women than men earn a bachelor's degrees of any sort in the U.S. Of course, it all depends on the major too. I know engineering and computer science are tempting, but my bitches more likely in the English or Marketing majors. PS: If you have a thing for Asian chicks, check out the Math and Business classes.

My bitches with other bitches.
Women like to hang out with other women. It's a nasty habit that prevents men from getting in with the girls. The trick? Make some female friends. Remember, just because you think a chick is homely doesn't mean her friend ain't a 10. Be sure to walk the line though. If the homely friend falls for you, you won't be tapping her hot friend anytime soon.