November 10, 2006

What She Says: Your Fly Is Open.
chicktionary.gif What She Says:
Your Fly Is Open.

Wrong Answers:
So is your mouth. Wink, wink.
It needed some fresh air.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
What She Means:
Embarrassing moments happen to everyone. Maybe you have toilet paper on your shoe. Perhaps your sleeve is sitting in the au jus sauce. Or, when in a hurry, you fail to shake it off well enough. Whether it's the first date or the fifth, it doesn't get any easier. Plus, women are ultra perceptive to these things, so you usually can't do a quick cover up. Most of the time, these mishaps will work in your favor -- taking a little pressure off the date for an amusing moment of hot-soup-spilled-in-guys-lap or the classic oyster-shucking-gone-wrong. These are the things that make memories for your future relationship. About the only absolute turn-off are those dreadful nose danglers. This is one of those things that women will usually not mention, but you can definitely tell by nonverbal cues. Situation: You got a major boog peeking out one of your nostrils deciding if it should jump. She spots boog and thinks, uh-oh, what if I'm booging out too! Then, she'll start swiping at her nose like it's a no-limit credit card. A smart guy will pick up on her cue, and blithely pick off the problem. Whether or not it's a booger that puts a snag in your sauveness, the best response to any of these unsightly situations is to turn the table on her. For example, she points out your open fly, you say something like, 'yeah, I didn't want you to be too embarrassed when I told you that you had something on your face.' Then you gently swipe her cheek. Even if there's nothing there, she can't prove it and you've turned you open pants fiasco into a score her situation.

Posted by ScoreHer at November 10, 2006 11:06 PM
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Comments

Can you just make do with something a little less forward like, "oops i guess I was just a little to relaxed." Or "oh my sorry my apologies, didnt mean to do that." Or do you have to try to turn the tables?

Posted by: carl at October 17, 2005 11:33 PM

That sounds like it was written by a guy or an overweight woman who's been reading too many romance novels.

Posted by: Doubt it at December 10, 2005 11:53 PM

Right answer: But my wallet isn't open, now, is it?

Posted by: Patriarchal Oppressor at March 14, 2006 12:51 PM

I'd hate if a guy ever did that to me...
I think best is if he just said "Oops" or any other normal reaction, then zip it up.

Posted by: at March 19, 2006 6:30 PM

Right Answer: I know.

Posted by: Zeb at April 21, 2006 11:28 AM

How bout this stop trying to be F*cking cupid and do you head in reading all this S*hit be a man, act like a man but be a gentleman.This is what girls like in order:
1.Goodlooks/body
2.Welldress/style etc.
3.personality be it nice or cool guy
4.Money and cars
5.Job

It's usually not what you have but what you lack. The better the girl more of the above you need to have and normally you have to find a balance between nice and macho with each girl and most girls dont like goody goody guys (Majority dont)
Thats my opinion. peace out and good luck

Posted by: 20msyd at May 29, 2006 6:46 AM