December 7, 2006

How To Lose A Date Fast

Everything is going great on your date. You managed to be charming, not spill your drink on your lap and even made her laugh once or twice. Best of all, you totally dig this girl and she seems to be very into you as well. Then, in a moment of utter stupidity, you blurt out something like. . . 'I have herpes, bad.' OR "I live with Mom.' OK, so maybe those weren't your exact words, but you said something else embarrassing or inappropriate and afterwards she just didn't seem to look at you the same. The truth is you can lose a date in less than four words, but here are some doozies to avoid anyway:

How To Lose A Date In 4 Words
Adam M - "This is great acid."
Phil - 'I plugged your toilet.'
Vin - "Maybe hitler was right..."
lynlee- "I have 12 cats."
Jen- "Wanna see my rash?"

Jay - "I hear you're barren?"
Jaime - 'Some men have vaginas.'
Abbie - "I believe in Scientology"
Brady - "Ever fellate your dad?"
Kolleen - "I have a kid..."
Ty - "Jesus is fucking awesome!"
Carla - "Do you love kitties?"
Eggy - "Hope you've got insurance!"
Blake - 'I frequently bed wet'
Eli - "I love you, seriously."
Tristan - "You're awesome... for now"
Jaime - 'Me? I'm a proctologist.'
J. nicholas - 'When can we fuck?'
Colleen - "I live with Mommy"
Steve - "Shit! there's you're boyfriend."
Kat - 'Wait, is it in?'
Staree - "I'm in a band"
TGoF- "Fuck off stupid bitch"
Xena - "Let's Get Married Now".
Hollie S.- "I'm spiritual, not religious."
Bob K- "I must crush you"
Jaime - 'Shit, where's my Valtrax?!'
Chad - "You're pussy fucking reeks!"
Goldfinger- "I'll have another Perrier!"
Chuck - "What? You're my cousin?'
Jeff - "Do you spiter swallow?'
Jaime - 'A man's anus is..'
Brandon - 'I just shit myself.'
Lockwood - 'bitch I have crabs.'
Jones - "Your friend was better.'
Steve - 'I have herpes, bad.'
Jaime - 'Here, shit on this.'

Source: How to Lose a Date in 4 Words


Posted by ScoreHer at December 7, 2006 9:40 AM
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"My condom is on"

Posted by: Scott at March 11, 2006 2:26 PM

"how much for sex?"

Posted by: Matt at March 15, 2006 5:07 PM

What's my name bitch?

Posted by: Heather S (ScoreHer Squad) at March 15, 2006 10:19 PM

Who is your daddy?

Posted by: Keyla A (ScoreHer Squad) at March 15, 2006 10:21 PM

How much for tonight?

Posted by: Chuck at March 15, 2006 10:22 PM

Ever rimmed a cat?

Posted by: Patrick at March 16, 2006 8:49 AM

Is That Your Sister?

Posted by: Sharon at December 12, 2006 11:19 AM