December 15, 2006

What She Says: Do you think she's prettier than me?
chicktionary.gif What She Says:
Do you think she's prettier than me?

Wrong Answers:
I'm not blind.
I'd do her.
What She Means:
There are three words in this question that should really freak you out. Those are: than, think and pretty. Let me address all of them. First, a woman will invariably ask you to compare her to another women – probably an ex-girlfriend. Never answer a question that involves comparing any part of her to any part of another women. Never compare how good of a kisser, how big her boobs, how good in bed. Instead say, you can't compare. Not possible. Also, never answer any question that includes the word 'think.' Women don't actually want to know what you think, they just want to hear the right answer. Finally, about the word 'pretty.' If you want to get laid tonight, you tell her, not only is she pretty, but she's hot, sexy and a goddess with beauty indescribable by mortal man.

Posted by ScoreHer at December 15, 2006 8:15 PM
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Comments

It means that she, probably catches you looking at other women far to often. Wear sunglasses and this problem will go away unless you turn your entire head.

Posted by: Carl at March 1, 2006 10:52 PM

Or, be creative and cocky. Being a wuss-bag that only wants to answer her questions right? Sounds like a sure-fire way to getting dumped cause you're just another nice guy...How about a response like "What? Another question about your body? Are you stil trying to impress me?" Not skirting the issue, but not being lame..come on men, any guy can tell a girl what he thinks she wants to hear...

Posted by: Dan at March 11, 2006 3:18 AM

Newsflash: if you find your girlfriend asking you any of the questions from this list, you my friend are whipped.

Posted by: antiriad at March 13, 2006 3:29 PM

Right answer: I already paid you.

Posted by: Patriarchal Oppressor at March 14, 2006 12:47 PM

Yes or No (Depending on the truth)

And I respect her a lot more because she hasn't asked me any BS questions

Posted by: Squiggy at March 14, 2006 1:32 PM

yeahhh that's what girl likes to hear. whether she believes it or not, it's overly flattering :D

Posted by: ThatOne at April 17, 2006 11:56 AM