THE CHICKTIONARY

Your guide to understanding chick talk.

The Chicktionary will define and explain some common female phrases and trick questions that often confuse guys. Plus, we’ll give the men some comeback lines that ensure they are coming back in no time.

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What She Says: I'm too tired.

What She Says: How's (insert girl's name) doing?

What She Says: We Need to Talk.

What She Says: What Are You Thinking About?

What She Says: Do you think she's prettier than me?

What She Says: Does my butt look fat in these pants?

What She Says: How Many Women Have You Slept With?

What She Says: Your Fly Is Open.

What She Says: I'm An Average Weight

What She Says: How Old Do You Think I Am?

What She Says: I'm Not Mad.

What She Says: What do you think of this dress (article of clothing)?

What She Says: Are you even listening to me?

What She Says: I’m not pretty enough.

What She Says: I don’t want to talk about it.

What She Says: It's not you, it's me.

What She Says: I feel like a cow. (OR) I feel fat.

What She Says: Whatever You Want. (OR) You Decide.

What She Says: I Love You

What She Says: No, why don't you give me your phone number.

What She Says: Do you think "Paris Hilton" is hot?

What She Says: I just want to be friends.

What She Says: How much do you think I weigh?

What She Says: It Happens To Every Guy

What She Says: You're The Best I've Ever Had.

What She says: Who was that on the phone?

What She Says: Do you want a mint?

What She Says: I’m cold. OR I’m hungry.

What she says: Wow, you sound really busy.